A little silly Photoshop punning….
A little silly Photoshop punning….
Just a little graphic design doodle I did a while ago of a logo for Gay Batman. Fairly obvious, I admit.
A few years ago, I was part of a small crowd of comix creators who worked on an anthology of short pieces based on songs about work and working people. It was going to be called simply Work!
Unfortunately the editors were unable to find a publisher who was interested, and the project fizzled out. But the good news is that I got a few scripts written for it, and a couple of them were illustrated, enabling me to demonstrate that I could … do the work.
I designed a little “warning label” to go on the book, inspired by those silly “parental advisory” labels they used to put on CDs, and by the famous inscription on Woody Guthrie’s guitar: “This Machine Kills Fascists”.
Another remake/remodel for the Whitechapel forum, this one a tie-in to Crossed, a comic (published by the hosts of the forum) about a virus that turns people into sociopaths.
I want you to imagine you’re stuck in Beverly Hills during the first 48 hours of the Crossed outbreak. I want you to draw me the Crossed actor, musician, or worthless celebrity skinwaste of your choice. I want to see Charlie Sheen bludgeoning Ashton Kutcher to death with a crackpipe. I want Crossed Oprah using her back-fat to suffocate babies. I want Crossed Arnie and Sly working together to snap anorexic actresses in half over their knees, while Crossed Leonard Nimoy uses his pointy costume-ears to pluck out Shatner’s goggly eyes.
Just for one week, let’s be shameless. Let’s be excessive and ridiculous and dark. Let’s be gloriously NSFW. Call it a holiday from art, a festival of debauchery, a Saturnalia of sadism.
I did exactly as instructed, but apparently it was too much for the moderator, so he required me to censor it for the forum. Here’s the full version, in which born-again homophobe Kirk Cameron is fisted by his former “Growing Pains” co-star Leo DiCaprio (remember that?), while sodomizing everyone’s favorite should-be catamite Justin Bieber.
This is a story called “The Tramp”, written by me and illustrated by Bevis Musson. It was made for an anthology that didn’t quite happen, called Work!, which was to be a collection of comics based on songs about labor and working people.
This story is based on “The Tramp” a song written by 1910s Swedish-American labor activist Joe Hill. His “tramp” was a hobo, but we reinterpreted the tale using the more modern sense of the word. The original lyrics follow the comic, along with some commentary about the song and the adaptation process.
Hill’s original lyrics are a sort of parody of “Tramp, Tramp, Tramp, the Boys are Marching”, a Civil War marching song. It’s sung to the same tune, which is much better known today as the melody for “Jesus Loves the Little Children”. So sing along:
If you all will shut your trap,
I will tell you ’bout a chap,
That was broke and up against it, too, for fair;
He was not the kind to shirk,
He was looking hard for work,
But he heard the same old story everywhere.
Tramp, tramp, tramp, keep on a-tramping,
Nothing doing here for you;
If I catch you ’round again,
You will wear the ball and chain,
Keep on tramping, that’s the best thing you can do.
He walked up and down the street,
‘Til the shoes fell off his feet.
In a house he spied a lady cooking stew,
And he said, “How do you do,
May I chop some wood for you?”
What the lady told him made him feel so blue.
‘Cross the street a sign he read,
“Work for Jesus” so it said,
And he said, “Here is my chance, I’ll surely try,”
And he kneeled upon the floor,
Till his knees got rather sore,
But at eating-time he heard the preacher cry–
Down the street he met a cop,
And the copper made him stop,
And he asked him, “When did you blow into town?
Come with me up to the judge,”
But the judge he said, “Oh fudge,
Bums that have no money needn’t come around.”
Finally came that happy day
When his life did pass away,
He was sure he’d go to heaven when he died,
When he reached the pearly gate,
Santa Peter, mean old skate,
Slammed the gate right in his face and loudly cried:
In despair he went to Hell,
With the Devil for to dwell,
For the reason he’d no other place to go.
And he said, “I’m full of sin,
So for Christ’s sake, let me in!”
But the Devil said, “Oh, beat it! You’re a ‘bo!’
Some things haven’t changed in 100 years, and today you could still tell the same story about the kind of tramp that Hill wrote about. But the meaning of the word has changed, and you can also tell the same story about a modern “tramp”: a woman who turns to sex work to support herself.
In adapting this, I wanted to maintain the feel and structure of it as a song. Skipping the first verse that sets the stage, I adapted each verse into a one-page episode. The verses are each 6 lines, so I wrote 6 panels per page. Bevis took that a step further, reflecting the pair of triplets in each verse by drawing it in 2 rows of 3 panels each, a challenging format which he pulled off beautifully.
I took a few liberties with the story itself, reflecting that this was a different kind of tramp: equally willing to do any job, but with different opportunities to try for. I swapped the order of verses 3 and 4 (the preacher and the cop) for two reasons: 1) that sequence of events flowed more naturally in my story, and 2) it allowed for the more dramatic re-appearance of the blue car in the adaptation of verse 5 (the tramp’s death).
For the dialog, I borrowed from Hill’s lyrics (e.g. “nothing doing” “if I catch you round again”). I couldn’t match his AABCCB rhyme pattern, but for the closing line of each page I wrote a rhyming couplet, in the form of “you’re a tramp so keep on tramping” – but with different slurs. By a coincidence of slang, I was able to update Hill’s closing line “you’re a ‘bo” (short for “hobo”) to “you’re a ho'” (short for whore).
Hill’s lyrics didn’t specify what kind of preacher his Tramp turned to, but the Salvation Army was the clear choice. Hill and his fellow Wobblies (Industrial Workers of the World) held the “Starvation Army” in contempt. Hill’s song “The Preacher and the Slave” (a parody of their hymn “In the Sweet By-and-By”) coined the phrase “pie in the sky”, referring to the Salvationists’ empty promises of eventual comfort in Heaven. I also gave our Tramp a line referring to that.
Joe Hill’s own death is an interesting story. He was charged with shooting a former police officer and his son (who’d apparently shot back), justified by a gunshot wound which Hill said he’d received from a jealous rival for a woman’s affections. He was convicted based mostly on his association with the Wobblies and unconvincing witness identifications. No less than Woodrow Wilson and Helen Keller argued for clemency, but the Utah Supreme Court upheld his death sentence. At his execution, as the presiding deputy said, “Ready… aim…” Hill interrupted: “Fire — go on and fire!”
He left a written statement which said, in part, “Don’t waste any time in mourning. Organize…” This piece is dedicated to his legacy.
From time to time I like to participate in little creative exercises, such as the “remake/remodel” challenges on the Whitechapel forum, which taken an existing (usually public domain) character and invite artists to redesign them.
“Restored to life through Dr. Slade’s vita-ray, Mystico, a seer of ancient Egypt, has placed his magic powers at the service of humanity.” Now, based out of a club, he works with the American and British governments to protect freedom. He receives psychic messages from the old gods, he has magic-based telekinesis (to the degree that he can use skyscrapers as javelins), and he has various other plot-device powers, although creatures from pre-historic times, like the monstrous Amphisaur that sinks various naval ships, are immune to his powers. Mystico fights invisible gangsters and giant gangsters, insane would-be world tyrants and their man-ape sidekicks, Dr. Slade (a skull-face Mad Scientist plotting against America), Dr. Nevins (a long-time student of witchcraft who summons harpies from the distant past in order to conquer the world), and Zarbu, a Turkish sorcerer released from entombment who plans to conquer America. Mystico appears in stories with titles like “The Element of Fear,” “Nick Wolve and the Dinosaur Egg,” and “Ottmar Lutz’s Meteor Magnet.”
Recently a few new options for selling digital comics have emerged, which I plan to take advantage of for the Holy Comics! books. Amazon has released an easy-to-use tool for packaging comics to be sold for reading on the Kindle, and Comixology (who dominate digital comics distribution) have opened their doors to independent comics publishers. So I’m rolling up my sleeves and packaging Captain Miracle and Fetus Christ for sale thru those channels.
I’ve contributed a 7-page story to Anything That Loves, a comics anthology that explores the territory between “gay” and “straight”. It’s the story of how I met my second girlfriend. (The fact that Scout is a woman was intended to be a spoiler, but in the context of a book about bisexuality, for the “boy” I’m hitting on to turn out to be a girl is fairly predictable.)
Amazon recently announced “Kindle Worlds”, a scheme in which the owners of popular entertainment franchises license their characters and settings, for fans to write their own stories using them. In other words: legal fanfic. Some Warner TV shows were the first, then Valiant Comics, and others will follow, I’m sure.
Kindle Worlds seems at first blush like a nifty set-up. The owners of the “intellectual property” don’t exercise any editorial control over the stories (well, mostly: you can’t do porn), so the fans are free to be creative. And furthermore, they offer these fan writers the chance to actually make money from these stories, which has always been a blatant violation of copyright law.
But there are two key provisions the contract from Amazon which combine to make it a bad deal for writers who participate:
The first provision gives Amazon and their partners perpetual exclusive rights to the writer’s stories. Not just the specific paragraphs and sentences, but the characters and settings they contain. For example, if I write a story using the Vampire Diaries characters, and introduce a new character of my own, I can’t use that character in any other story I ever write, even if the story doesn’t involve any official character from Mystic Falls … or the setting of Mystic Falls itself. As an another example, if I decide that the plot of my story is really clever, and adapt it into a stand-alone story with my own characters, I can’t publish that story elsewhere. There’s no time limit, no rights-reversion: my original characters and my original story are restricted by Warner (or whoever the IP holder is).
Second, the contract grants the IP holder the rights to exploit your characters and settings in any way they see fit, without any further compensation. Sure, I get paid for each copy of my story that’s purchased by another fan to read on their Kindle. But if my characters show up in a future episode of the TV show, or my story is used as the basis for a season-long story arc, I get nothing for that. This isn’t just speculation; the contract spells it out very clearly.
They say that the creator retains the copyright … but strip away the most important benefits of copyright: the right to control it, and much of the right to profit from it.
Twenty years ago, the founders of Image Comics walked away from Marvel Comics over Work-For-Hire contracts that were more favorable to them than this. To this day, WFH tends to exploit creators in much the same way, but at least it does so while paying respectable page rates (which are not dependent on sales). The Big Two also have “creator participation” programs that (while not as good as they should be) at least give some money to the people who create new characters for them. Participants in Kindle Worlds give away their creations on the cheap.
Speaking of rates, be aware that Amazon will determine how much to charge for your work. If you think that $3.99 is the optimal price for it, but Amazon thinks it’s worth $0.99, that’s the number you’ll be making royalties based on. Or if you want to keep the price low (or even zero, which isn’t allowed), because you want to reach as wide an audience as possible, but Amazon disagrees… they again set the price.
I’ve seen it argued – by fans indulging in a bit of fantasy wishful thinking – that this program gives authors an opportunity. Not just to make a little money, but to use this system as a launchpad for greater success. Like E.L. James, the author of 50 Shades of Gray, which started out as Twilight fanfic, they point out. But James was a fluke, a one-in-a-billion exception. (“So you’re saying there’s a chance!” the relentlessly exploitable fan answers.) Secondly, she didn’t make money on 50 Shades as fanfic, but by revising it and releasing it as a separate work, which isn’t allowed under Kindle Worlds rules. Third, if she had published it as Twilight fanfic, it would have been shunned by the “legitimate” publishing world, which considers fanfic to be even lower than “vanity publishing”. Having either of those on your literary resumé won’t help your chances of making it in the publishing world. And Kindle Worlds is both: fanfic and vanity publishing.
Now, there is a special case, which is somewhat different from the rest of the publishing world: comics. For various reasons, the comics industry views both fanfic and self-publishing differently. Because it’s relied for so long on corporate-owned characters, which have been written in turn by generations of former fans, the idea of fanfic is not scorned so strongly. The current adventures of Superman and Captain America are in some ways like fanfic, but authorized and paid for by the companies which own the characters. Meanwhile, the history of plucky independent “publishers” which are little more than the creators themselves wearing different hats, similarly recasts self-publishing as something that is admired rather than looked down upon. This leads some comics fans to look at Kindle Worlds (anticipating their their favorite comics characters will become available thru the system) as just another way to do what current pros have been doing.
But the current adventures of the spandex-wearing heroes are not mere fanfic. They are plotted and scripted by hand-picked writers under very strict editorial control. This is why a writing credit working for Marvel or DC is very different from a writing credit on a Kindle Worlds story would be. Showing that you can write a stand-alone short story in prose featuring Batman is not going to land you a gig writing Detective Comics, because what you’re doing and what that job requires are very different things.
The reason why self-publishing is respected in the comics industry is because of the dedication and industriousness it demonstrates. You have to be good too, but showing that you’re serious and dependable is essential to getting you a job working for someone else (if that’s what you’re looking for). Writing short stories on your own time and uploading them to Amazon simply doesn’t have that kind of impressiveness to it.
If you want to be a professional writer, there are other ways of trying to make that happen. They’re tested ways, that – talent and luck permitting – work. Kindle Worlds might be fun. It might make you a little money. It might even develop you a small fanbase. But if you expect that you can then leverage that into a career writing other stuff, stuff that you will own, that’s all original … don’t count on it. There are talented writers and artists who have developed a fanbase while doing WFH for DC or Marvel, but who find that those fans don’t follow them when they do fully original work. It’s because those aren’t fans of the creators; they’re fans of the characters. So don’t kid yourself that an Kindle Worlds audience will follow you to your own.
Despite all this, you might still be interested enough to give Kindle Worlds a try. There’s nothing dishonorable about doing Work For Hire … but you need to go into it with your eyes open, with full understanding of what you’re giving up when you do it.
I’m currently working on one of the more serious and darker (literally) stories in the JAQrabbit Tales series, entitled “Assault”. I’m illustrating it entirely in black-and-white-and-gray, mostly with blocks of light and shadow. Here’s a couple non-sequential panels I worked on last night. I tell ya, it’s a bit of a challenge to draw something without showing it.